February 2012
What if teachers had to deal with fandoms in...
Harry Potter: Children, stop swishing your pencils around, and pay attention.
The Mortal Instruments: Your mothers will NOT be happy if you she sees all this mess on your arms!
The Hunger Games: Stop trying to kill each other, honestly.
Percy Jackson: I know you can read the assignment. Stop pretending you can't.
Divergent: For God's sake, get off the roof!
Twilight: When we bleed, we go to the nurse. Drinking the blood will make us sick, understand?
The Maze Runner: Wicked is a bad word!
Gossip Girl: Gossiping is unkind, and is also against school rules.
Glee: And again with the singing...
Percy Jackson: Give me the pen....now.
Twilight: Charles, come inside! For the last time, your skin will never sparkle!
The Hunger Games: Stop caressing your bread, and save it for lunch, children.
Eragon: Murmuring gibberish under your breath won't get you out of detention.
katniss: he's dozed off again, but I kiss him awake, which seems to startle him. Then he smiles as if he's be happy to lie there gazing at me forever. He's great at this stuff.
me: FUCKING FUCK KATNISS MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU MY GOD GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FUCK YOU'RE THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PERSON I'VE EVER MET GOD
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Fuck, can’t you guys at least put a little more effort into working on our project? Our idea is kind of hazy and unfocused at the moment, but it feels like such a lost cause when I’m stuck working alone. It’s too late for me to back out and do a solo project, because if I had the chance I honestly might have taken it. I love the people in my group, but at the moment I...
Break up or get married.
datflipkid:
That’s my thinking mentality when finding a significant other. Why would you go out with someone if you know you guys won’t last? If I go out with someone, it’s because I can see myself marrying them in the future. It’s stupid to just go out with someone just because of their looks.
What are you gonna do when they grow old and wrinkly?
everyone else: that test was so easy!!!
me: yeah i know!!!!!!!
what i'm really thinking: holy fucking shit i just bombed that shit oh my fucking god my future is ruined holy fucking titty in a meat grinder college is now out of the fucking question
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
I used to look forward to going to sleep.
Now, I’m terrified of what demonic creation my mind will think of once I close my eyes. I’m scared of what nightmare is going to come next. I hate feeling vulnerable like I’m a victim of my own imagination.
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January 2012
I think i'm wasting my time liking you.
kimmieeh:
But sometimes I think it over and tell myself “ You’re worth it, you make me happy. You make me smile, you made me laugh so why throw all that away? “
Instead of telling myself this everyday, why don’t you tell me if I’m wasting your time or not?
It feels fucking fantastic when you don’t reply to me.
Lets play a game.
slx14:
The game is called “Ignoring.” You ignore me, I’ll ignore you too. Lets see who can last longer.
Some people fall in love with physical traits: flawless skin, white teeth, long hair, a skinny body, and a beautiful face. I, on the other hand, fall in love with how people see the world. I think there is nothing that separates a person more than their outlook on life. I could listen for hours about how someone navigates through life or describes the world through their eyes. That is what I...
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